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brujahMay. 30th, 2007 11:50 pm

My child is my Mother's best revenge. It's not enough that she looks like her, but she inherited the bat-shit crazy gene, too.

That is all.

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mizemmDec. 29th, 2006 11:51 pm Different needs

I've been struggling with severe depression for most of my adult life, and I've been feeling a lot better lately. The meds I'm on now and the counselor I'm seeing have been helping me a lot. I haven't thought about dying for months and I've even been having somewhat pleasant conversations with my family.

But I still need to get out of here as quickly as I can. Not just because it's demoralizing to live with my parents again at the age of 31 (long story). Not just because I don't want to live in the city. Not just because I want to own my own home.
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mitdaseinAug. 3rd, 2006 03:53 pm

When young Muslim women in America wear the headscarf that covers their hair out of cultural standards of modesty, but the scarf is back just enough to reveal a peek at the hairline, is that the al-Haia equivalent of the plumber-butt trend among young American non-Muslim women?

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brujahJul. 20th, 2006 11:04 am

If a chicken and a half.. can lay an egg and a half.. in a day and a half, how long does it take a three kneed grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a grape?

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lolweaselJun. 20th, 2006 09:28 am "Herpes is my middle name!"

Anyone ever think the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for "Herpes?"

I dunno. Just a thought.

Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful

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brujahMay. 4th, 2006 09:19 pm *bibble*

Eighteenth century physicians believed that erections were caused by either Airy Humors from the liver or the penis bone.

Because without the bone, according, later, to Da Vinci, the penis would collapse in on itself as much as entering the intended orifice.

Current Location: Pandemonium
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Take This Life - In Flames

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brujahApr. 9th, 2006 07:22 pm

Funky Mr. Potato Head Groove Thang, baby. Yeah. Yeah.

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brujahJan. 16th, 2006 09:32 am O_O

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xmyhearthopedieDec. 28th, 2005 04:56 pm On thinking:

Here's what I'm thinking: I need to think some more. Anyone else with me? Because I think we all need to think more often then we already do. What do y'all think?

Current Mood: thoughtfulgimmie thoughts! gimmie, now!

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brujahNov. 16th, 2005 08:42 pm Overheard:

Discussing drinking binges:

"I was so slap tore up you coulda used me for a football bat."

I don't think I've ever been 'slap tore up' before, let alone 'slap tore up' enough to be used as a football bat.

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